https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/11/22/life_on_mars/

Pics An entomologist in the US claims to have discovered extraterrestrial insects living on Mars after spending years poring over photos of the Red Planet's surface.

“There has been and still is life on Mars,” William Romoser triumphantly declared this week in a statement that was publicly emitted and then, FUNNILY ENOUGH, hastily withdraw by Ohio University, where he is a professor emeritus.