Close the windows, it's coming through the walls: Copper Cthulu invades Dabbsy's living room
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/11/22/copper_cthulu/
Something for the Weekend, Sir? Guess what I'm doing with my hands right now.
Typing on the keyboard, obviously. I can't help it if "right now" for you represents a different point in the relative time-space continuum. Who knows what I will be doing with my hands once you get around to reading this? For me, right now, I'm still typing it.