https://medium.com/@NicoleHenley/eleven-signs-you-and-your-self-driving-car-are-drifting-apart-2b87a182e9d7

Like when your friend Jacob picked you up in his sweet-ass Camaro, for your mutual friend Becky’s four-year old son’s Batman-themed birthday party, because your self-driving car was in one of its “moods” and refused to take itself.

“Ughhhh! We’re just friends alright!” you keep telling them, but they won’t listen to reason.