https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/05/25/on_call/

On-Call Welcome again to On-Call, The Register's Friday reader-contributed tales of tech support jobs gone wrong.

We're mining a bit of a vein of emergency-services-related stories of late, so let's keep that going by meeting "James", who sent us a story from "way back in the 1990s when I was sent to a small branch of a foreign bank in the Govanhill area of Glasgow to look as some IT related fault so minuscule I can’t remember the details.”