https://www.cnet.com/news/nottheonion-trump-lawyer-michael-cohen-reportedly-blocks-the-onion-on-twitter/ > "Not the Onion" is a phrase you use when real-world events are so absurd -- and yet real -- that they rise to the level where they seem like something famed satire site The Onion would publish. As you can imagine, it's become a very popular phrase in the Trump era. > But today, we may be taking "Not the Onion" to a whole new, delightfully meta level -- because the Onion itself has reportedly been blocked on Twitter by none other than Donald Trump's personal lawyer, Michael Cohen.