This website will generate apologies for men accused of sexual harassment
https://techcrunch.com/2017/11/21/this-website-will-generate-apologies-for-men-accused-of-sexual-harassment/
Are you a celebrity who’s sexually harassed a bunch of people and are now in need of an apology to subdue an angry mob? Look no further than the Celebrity Perv Apology Generator.
The desktop app packages all the usual elements of several recent non-apologies that have come up when other fellow perverts’ dark pasts have come to light. In what might be described as a more honest approach, you’ll get the dodge, blame others or suggest how normal this is, as in just “locker room talk”, say you feel bad without admitting anything and a nice tie-up to help you escape the blame all in one easy-to-read paragraph.