https://techcrunch.com/2023/08/11/okay-fine-i-want-elon-musk-and-mark-zuckerberg-to-fight/

Elon Musk has disappointed me many times. He bought my favorite social network and made it bad. He has mistreated workers across his companies, and he has permanently ruined the enduring comedy of 420 and 69 jokes.

And today, he got my hopes up that he was actually going to cage fight Mark Zuckerberg.