https://techcrunch.com/2023/08/11/elon-musk-says-he-is-actually-going-to-fight-mark-zuckerberg-please-forgive-me/

Elon Musk says his fight with Mark Zuckerberg is definitely happening, and I’m so, so sorry I have to write these words and present them in this article. To pull back the curtain, every time Musk does something asinine and moronic, we in the media wrestle with the anguish of whether or not we actually have to write about this stupid shit – and the unfortunate answer, a lot of the time, ends up being ‘yes.’

That’s the case now, since Musk used the platform he now calls ‘X’ against all better judgement and common sense, which was once a successful social network called Twitter, to announce the fight is on and provide some details. In case you’ve somehow been blissfully unaware of this whole frustratingly stupid saga, Musk and Zuckerberg have been playing out an extended ‘will-they-or-won’t-they’ with the notion that they’ll MMA fight each other for no reason other than that masculine identity is truly in some kind of significant crisis tied to the horrors of late-stage capitalism.