https://techcrunch.com/2017/10/04/the-monopoly-man-interview-equifax-forced-arbitration/

In a particularly dark week for America, one ray of hope shone bright, its monocle glinting bravely in the harsh media flash. Enter Rich Uncle Pennybags, the board game fat cat better known as the Monopoly man, who made a high profile appearance at today’s Senate hearing on the Equifax hack.

Seated just behind universally loathed former Equifax CEO Richard Smith, Mr. Monopoly thoughtfully listened on, adjusting his monocle every now and again, twirling his white mustache just so and mopping at his brow with hundred dollar bills, as anyone might. Social media, desperately in need of a win, lost its damn mind.