https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/09/19/equifax_breach_experts/

Equifax hasn't found time for a houseclean and is making claims of authority and competence about security breaches that, following its own recent high profile breach, come off as pretty cringeworthy.

An autumn 2016 whitepaper from Equifax - still available here at the time of publication – attempts to position the credit scoring agency as a go-to firm for organisations unfortunate or careless enough to suffer a security breach.