https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2022/03/not-an-april-fool-dyson-announces-apocalyptic-filter-headphone-combo/

In an announcement timed dangerously close to April 1, Dyson confirmed this week that it is working on the Dyson Zone, one of the most intense consumer-facing masks we've ever seen. What's more, the company elected to combine this face-mounted air purifier with its first noise-canceling headphones—which figure into the filtering process.

At least one outlet says it has worn and tested this perfect addition to your Mega Man cosplay project, which suggests this is an actual product and not an April Fool's joke. Curiously, the world's first face-on impressions of the device, as provided by The Verge, recount the company's press-release spiel before getting to the heart of why a face-dominating system like the Dyson Zone has us apprehensive.