https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20220130/11290748384/funniest-most-insightful-comments-week-techdirt.shtml

This week, our first place winner on the insightful side is That One Guy with a comment about the police and their hysterical messaging about the supposed on-the-job dangers of coming anywhere near fentanyl:

'Down with peanuts!' 'Sir, this is a peanut factory.'