http://www.techradar.com/news/iphone-x-for-1000-id-rather-spend-it-on-my-pc

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or a particularly large PC chassis, you may have noticed that Apple just announced the iPhone X.

I seem to remember words like 'revolutionary' and 'game changing' spoken on stage in hushed, yet reverent, tones, as if trying to summon a shy woodland sprite into existence. It might not have been quite those words, as I was a bit light headed after consuming too much pizza.