There's something fishy going down in the computer lab
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2020/01/13/who_me/
Who, Me? Welcome to Who, Me? The Register's headlong plunge into the pit of reader recollections and confessions.
Today's story takes us back to the glory days of the early 1990s when our hero (at least until he made a nuisance of himself) "Cliff" was coming to the end of his schooling.