https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/10/07/who_me/

Who, Me? As the weekend departs like a first-class flight to Paris, and Monday turns up with the all the glamour of a Ryanair into Stansted, it is time once again to console ourselves with another tale of reader misdeeds in The Register's Who, Me? column.

Today's story comes from a time when we were optimistically looking forward to all the delights of a new millennium, courtesy of a reader we shall call "Stef".