https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/09/20/imagine_if_facebook_could_read_your_mind_er_i_have_some_bad_news_for_you/

Something for the Weekend, Sir? I never quite turned out to be the fine young woman my parents were hoping for.

We're all a disappointment to our respective marbles and parbles but in my case I plead innocence: gender was hardly something I had any control over when I popped out at age zero. Not even in the Swinging Sixties.