https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gyzykq/you-dont-need-an-iphone-11-unless-your-current-phone-is-literally-unusable

Are you reading this blog on your phone? Good news! You don’t need a new phone.

Apple announced the iPhone 11, iPhone 11 Pro, and the iPhone 11 Pro Max today with all the typical fanfare we give to our depraved tradition of treating gadget releases as major, nation-stopping news events. There is literally no reason to watch these events, because we have already seen them many times before.