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Imagine Siri as your IT help desk. Too scary? OK, imagine PAYG on-prem IT. Oh, too much? How about everything on Kubernetes?
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/08/26/vmworld_2019/
VMworld It's that time of the year when VMware gets customers, analysts, and tech press under one roof to do a victory lap and brag about all the stuff it's been up to.
Yes, it's VMworld 2019, this year in San Francisco, USA. The virtualization giant – which just gobbled up infosec outfit Carbon Black, and Dell-owned sibling Pivotal for $5bn – absolutely loves jamming a ton of announcements into our brains over the course of the conference. To spare you the overload, here's a quick no-hype summary of what we're told Vmware is going to be most proud of this week...