https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/08/25/san_franciscans/

A shit storm awaits a bunch of far-right protestors when they convene in San Francisco this weekend – locals are storing up their doggy do-do and plan to distribute it in the area the protestors are holding the rally.

People of the Rainbow City will heavily pepper Crissy Field, the white beach next to the Golden Gate bridge, with the brown stuff ahead of alt-right group Patriot Prayer descending on the place.