https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/08/02/on_call/

On Call Welcome back to On Call, a special corner of The Register where readers can share tales of their cries for help and the deaf ears on which they fall.

Today's yarn, which includes a non-Linux-based solution to Active Directory woes, comes from a reader we shall call "Clive", who was struck with a run of bad luck at the hands of the capricious employment gods.