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1. That took cojonesVarys: You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?Tyrion: Because I have balls, and you don't.

2. Something borrowed, something bloodyTyrion: Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair.Sansa: It had its moments.