https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/04/01/uk_ofcom_broadband_compensation/

Relax, alopecia sufferers or those unfortunate enough to be genetically pre-disposed to baldness. You'll never again – or at least not nearly as much – need to pull your hair out in frustration over crap broadband services.

From today, a bunch of service providers have agreed to automatically pay pre-defined compensation to disgruntled customers under a new voluntary scheme introduced by UK comms watchdog Ofcom.