April Fools' Day is an abomination
https://www.cnet.com/news/april-fools-day-is-an-abomination/
Hello, it's April Fools' and I don't think it's a stretch to say that, in a universe where outlandish garbage occurs every single day, April Fools' should be cast into the sun to melt in agony for all eternity. In 2019, in this universe, April Fools' is no longer tenable and should be cancelled. With immediate effect.
This is the universe of alternative facts. A universe where we're so disconnected in our bubbles that reality is the mirage we collectively construct in our 100-page deep group chats. A universe where Russia's Internet Research Agency spends years sowing discord online by spreading and supporting anti-vaccination messaging on Facebook.