SwitchGuard keeps your Nintendo Switch safe from thieves' filthy paws
https://www.cnet.com/news/switchguard-keeps-your-nintendo-switch-safe-from-thieves-filthy-paws/
"The best way to deter theft of your Nintendo Switch at a tournament, in your dorm, in an office, or in your home!" the company wrote.
The top lock stops people from getting at the Switch inside, while a cable lock and slot secure the SwitchGuard itself. It also has numerous cutouts for ventilation -- Switches can get pretty hot! -- and for you to run various cables through.