https://www.cnet.com/news/cards-against-humanity-is-selling-diamonds-tvs-actual-money-and-more-for-99-off/

How about the 1.5 Carat, Lab-Grown Diamond Engagement ring shown above? That'll be just 32.15

Fine, we know what you really want: Bill Pulman's Actual Flight Suit from the movie Independence Day. $39.95. Don't let this deal go quietly into the night.