The Register translates VMware's VMworld Europe 2018 news into plain English – our free guide for every reader

The Register translates VMware's VMworld Europe 2018 news into plain English – our free guide for every reader

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https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/11/06/vmware_vmworld_europe_summary/

Today marks the opening of VMware's VMworld Europe 2018 event in Barcelona, Spain. The Dell-owned virtualization giant has a bunch of announcements to kick off its shindig.

Now, your humble vulture has seen his fair share of marketing departments' techno-biz babble in his time during product launches, but has gotta say: VMware has turned corporate brandwidth messaging into an art form. To help readers cut through the blurb, we'll attempt to translate it into plain English.