https://www.theverge.com/2018/10/30/18044146/apple-ios-12-1-emoji-new-woozy-face-drunk-weirdo-at-bar

An iOS update usually means more emoji, and iOS 12.1 is no different. As noted by Emojipedia, if you account for all the skin and gender variations, there are 158 new tiny icons coming to an iPhone near you, including lettuce, a badger, and a disembodied leg. That’s cool — except for emoji No. 5 on that list, “Face With Uneven Eyes and Wavy Mouth aka ‘Woozy Face.’”

Woozy Face is just a polite way of saying “my dude has some wicked drunk face,” which, really, is the only way to interpret this ding-dong: