https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/07/06/every_step_you_take_we_track_you_for_your_own_safety_you_know/

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Jeff Bezos does my gardening.

This was something of a surprise to me, too, as my usual gardener – who's called Geoff, eerily enough – has already visited this morning. Why Mr Bezos should now be in my back garden trimming bushes and edging the lawn is beyond me. Maybe it's a Prime Exclusive.