The Jurassic World Porn Parody That Asks: What If Dinosaurs Were Porn Stars?

The Jurassic World Porn Parody That Asks: What If Dinosaurs Were Porn Stars?

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Jurassic Park is the cool kid of cinematic history—25 years after its 1993 release, it remains almost universally beloved. In addition to the show-stopping dinosaur chases and epic musical score, the film is packed with crackling banter and meaty themes unmatched in any of its sequels.

But one thing that even the original Jurassic Park doesn’t have? A penis-shaped volcano. It’s an obvious oversight that will be remedied with the release of Jurassic Wood: Swollen Dingdong, a porn parody of the franchise made by production company WoodRocket and Pornhub.

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