https://techcrunch.com/2019/03/06/mark-zuckerberg-discovers-privacy/

With the swelling confidence of a colonial power happening upon a long-settled distant land, today Mark Zuckerberg discovered the concept of privacy.

In a ballooning 3,225 words — a roughly average word count for the terminally verbose Facebook founder — Zuckerberg informed his miserably loyal 2.3 billion plus subjects that his company has happened upon a concept known as privacy and in doing so it sees an opportunity. But can Facebook reform its 15 year legacy as devourer of all things private with a single sweeping, underedited screed from its copycat visionary and dark pattern technocrat?