Tecmo Super Bowl predicts what every decent human being hopes for in Super Bowl 53

Tecmo Super Bowl predicts what every decent human being hopes for in Super Bowl 53

5 years ago
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https://www.polygon.com/2019/1/23/18194540/super-bowl-2019-predictions-patriots-rams-tecmo

No one wants to see the goddamn son-of-a-bitch bastard New England Patriots in another Super Bowl again, but if we have to, we can only hope it goes exactly like this CPU-vs.-CPU simulation dialed up by TecmoBowl.org.

Before we get to the thrilling conclusion, here’s a little context to keep in mind. While this is a mod of 1991’s immortal Tecmo Super Bowl for the NES, that game does not have a victory formation to kill the clock, and the clock runs way faster than the time it shows. So 55 seconds in-game is about 25 or 30 in real time. The Mighty Bombjack Show is also not the halftime show in real life.