https://consumerist.com/2017/10/06/sprint-t-mobile-reportedly-making-final-plans-for-halloween-honeymoon/

The worst kept secret in merger romances is apparently getting achingly close to becoming a reality, with a new report claiming that the parents of T-Mobile and Sprint are putting the final details together on an arranged marriage that would see these two kids wed before Halloween.

This is according to Bloomberg Terminal, which notes that both Sprint’s parent company — Japan-based Softbank — and T-Mobile’s folks at Deutsche Telekom are in the process of doing their due diligence, with the apparent goal of finalizing a merger agreement this month.