
Scientists Want to Send a Massive Load of Jizz to the Moon
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/5dpvn5/lunar-sperm-bank-ark-on-the-moon
Humans have tried to nuke and colonize the moon. We've spilled tardigrades all over it. In 2020, of all years, some TikTok witches hexxed it. For a celestial body that's main job is to control the ocean's tides and be barren, the moon has been through a lot.
If that wasn't enough, scientists are now talking about sending a bunch of splooge to the moon.