https://www.mercurynews.com/2019/03/28/off-topic-bad-punctuation-fbi-and-smollett-disney-rules-fake-robbery-to-miss-work/

Lori Laughlin’s daughter, Olivia Jade Giannulli, learns the U.S. Patent Trade Office takes is punctuation very seriously…President Trump says the FBI and Department of Justice will review the Jussie Smollett case…New stroller sizes. No loose ice. No more smoking areas. Disney sets some new guidelines for its theme parks…Well, calling in a fake robbery is one way to get out of work, isn’t it?